The Poor Man's...

Bacon is the poor man's foie gras

Tips 'n' Notes

Did you ever try scissors? They're like 2 friendly knives, safely working in concert.

scissors. Scissors. SCISSORS!

the poor man's...

The Bowling Trophy



is the poor man's Oscar

The poor man's...

Michael Douglas is

the poor man's Kirk Douglas


Hasselhof is

the poor man's Kurt Russel is

the poor man's Swayze


Goldie Hawn is

the poor man's (and also sucks slightly less than) Meg Ryan


the right hand is the poor man's fifi towel

cricket is the poor man's baseball

the poor man's capitalist is poor

the poor man's web dictionary doesn't even have real words in it

what is the poor man's Bugatti?



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