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Sunday, March 22, 2009

A "Do" for #2


If you have to do a couple things in the bathroom. Do them first then go poo.


Brushing your teeth after taking a smelly deuce sucks slightly less than getting a little bit of turd on your finger when wiping.
Posted by The Discerning Philistine at 1:19 PM
Labels: Things that Suck Slightly Less than Other Things, Tips to live by

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