For All Y'all Country Loving Nerd

Thanks to my favorite fishing nerd site BWTF

You Have a Lot to Learn About Sheep

This is a fat man with a useless hammer.


The devil sheep wants to be with the other sheep, but the other sheep are afraid of the devil sheep.


But those sheep will get theirs in the end (this one is for my Discerning Philistine).

Let's Just Have Fun Tonight!

V. Hungry Cat.

Tittytonka

Vagrant Correspondent Yeaux Michel scratches another missive onto your boxcar.


People always ask me what my favorite part of traveling is. I usually tell them how nice it is not being approached by random people always asking stupid questions. Then we laugh a good hearty laugh, and I sneak away while they clutch their sides from laugh cramps. If I time it right, I don't even have to stop walking during all this. Jokes are all about timing. That's what they say, at least. When I remember who "they" are, I'll refer you to "them." I keep thinking it's Gallagher, but that's probably just because I just think about Gallagher a lot.


I'm bad at the "favorite ____" game--almost as bad as I am at the "would you rather" game. I don't feel so bad about this though, because they're both pretty stupid as far as games go, and no one wants to be good at a stupid game. Like curling, for example: does anyone actually aspire to be good at curling? They just fall into it, like a hole. Or janitorial services. Anyway, naming a favorite thing does take a lot less time than naming all the things you like a lot, I'll give it that. But just that. For brevity's sake, I'll just relate one thing I really like about country-hopping, and that one thing is TV.


That's right, you caught what I threw: TV. Television. The Talk Box. Before you do your own hopping up onto your horse and pass down judgment from upon high, let me just say I'm not talking just any TV here, I'm talking foreign TV. How stupid awesome are foreign TV shows? Really stupid awesome, if you didn't know, which probably means you want to join the curling team. American shows would be so much better if I couldn't understand anything anyone said beyond "cat," "what," and "bathroom." Nothing is quite as comforting as not knowing what the hell is going on.


Now it's not all milkshakes and marshmallows on the foreign broadcast, mind you, but if only .5% of TV you can find outside the US is even close to as riveting as this, I'd say that's 10,000 pesos well spent. This is tits down the best programming you're gonna find anywhere, made even more historically significant by the fact that it's probably the first time that North America has made Latin America blush.

Help us Out

I can't imagine a more important video. But I can't sit through this shit. Can someone watch this for me and let me know what happens? Tx.

I'm Sold

That's it. We're getting a new TV







and some ginger ale



condoms too.

Sexy Disco Shit

Maybe Disc Jockey Balboa would care to comment on this....

Petey Pablo |MTV Music

Performative Magic

The stupidest yet most impressive of all stagecraft.



Look at their stiff, steppy legs! The dramatic pointy feet! The sparkles, the arms. How DO they do that?

Scooters, Vacation, Fall

This isn't a new video. But this magazine isn't about bringing you the latest vids, pics, and hits - it's about sterling commentary. And scoffing. This has all the important factors of good internet:

-slavs
-white hip hoppers
-enthusiasm
-public alone time
-weird ambient sound
-pratfalls and
-bloopers

-Lil' Breezy

In So Much as They Both Rock

Sucks slightly less than...

I want a dog soooo bad

Crazy? No, I say Charisma.

Hey World

Hey Guys,

Sorry it's been so long between posts! I've been really busy with my voiceover business. I record skits on a lot of rap artists' ringtones, and I did the laff trak on this film:


My album drops May 15th! It's a conceptual ringtone series, co-sponsored by the LG network. It's a Southern-Rap-Bass-in-your-Fass piece, the theme is "Life is Good," because isn't it just?

Stay Real Breezy.

Musings

You should look up some videos of those things on YouTube. It's a pretty neat site - I think you'll like it!


Synchro Swimmin'


Drumlines


Dressage - it's really beautiful, right?


Rrrrockin' bloopers vids!

Tips from a pro,
Breezy Palomino

MESSAGE!

Look out Tay Zonday.




I love songs with a message.

PARTY!!! WOOOOO!!!

Nothing takes me back to high school like sneaking off with some booze and passing out on the beach.

Important Video