The poor man's...

Michael Douglas is

the poor man's Kirk Douglas


Hasselhof is

the poor man's Kurt Russel is

the poor man's Swayze


Goldie Hawn is

the poor man's (and also sucks slightly less than) Meg Ryan


the right hand is the poor man's fifi towel

cricket is the poor man's baseball

the poor man's capitalist is poor

the poor man's web dictionary doesn't even have real words in it

what is the poor man's Bugatti?



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