Monday, December 1, 2008
Bumper Cars
These fucking bumper protectors are the stupidest things I've ever seen. It's a bumper. That's what it's for. But I guess when you're leasing a car you can't afford you really want to make sure you're not losing any money on the deal. Oh wait, you are losing money. You don't own it. While these morons think that dangling a rubber matt out of their trunk will keep their bumpers in that new car smell I'll keep driving the Brown Bomber and scraping up the corners of their bumpers every time I pull in and out of my spot. This is all the protection a discerning philistine needs on his bumper.
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