Wednesday, February 18, 2009
You Have a Lot to Learn About Sheep
This is a fat man with a useless hammer.
The devil sheep wants to be with the other sheep, but the other sheep are afraid of the devil sheep.
But those sheep will get theirs in the end (this one is for my Discerning Philistine).
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
Tips 'n' Notes
Thursday, February 5, 2009
Things I have Learned During my Apartment Search
White people looking for homes love tall things (see imaginary neighborhood "Stuyvesant Heights" and formerly imaginary neighborhood "Prospect Heights"). I am a white people, I want to live on a hill with a view.
All neighborhoods are actually Crown Heights ("Stuyvesant Heights", "Prospect Heights").
Realtors have invented most of the neighborhoods in Brooklyn. My grandma's Brooklyn has 5 neighborhoods: Crown Heights, Downtown, Willamsburg, Coney Island and Bay Ridge. This may be slightly influenced by the elderly Jewish homemaker perspective, but still.
Crown Heights is now Bed Stuy, Bed Stuy is Fort Greene, and Clinton Hill has been deleted.
Everyone I know who lives outside the city wants me to know about the 19 bedroom homestead with a pony that they rent for what I will pay for a "charming 0.3 bdrm GUT RENO crackhome on historic Rikers Island - everything is painted white!!!"
All neighborhoods are actually Crown Heights ("Stuyvesant Heights", "Prospect Heights").
Realtors have invented most of the neighborhoods in Brooklyn. My grandma's Brooklyn has 5 neighborhoods: Crown Heights, Downtown, Willamsburg, Coney Island and Bay Ridge. This may be slightly influenced by the elderly Jewish homemaker perspective, but still.
Crown Heights is now Bed Stuy, Bed Stuy is Fort Greene, and Clinton Hill has been deleted.
Everyone I know who lives outside the city wants me to know about the 19 bedroom homestead with a pony that they rent for what I will pay for a "charming 0.3 bdrm GUT RENO crackhome on historic Rikers Island - everything is painted white!!!"
Tuesday, February 3, 2009
One-Upsmanship
BESTED!
This woman is the REAL champion of breastery and slapping! I doff my tits, madam.
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