As of this morning you can poke a dozen joints into your mouth and even smoke them, but you must have $100 to pay the fine if you are caught. You can obtain this penal money by tapping into your gambling jar, because dog racing isn't allowed there anymore. Yours is a skinny state, top to bottom, so you can rip up to New Hampshire and do your betting there. Having spent the sticky change in your gambling jar, you will only be able to bet the $1.18 you have saved on state cigarette tax. Maybe you will win something! Then you can spend your hard-lucked-into winnings on boozes at an affordable, state-run liquor store and bring it on back down to Massachusetts for your same-sex wedding which you are still allowed to have.
Ense petit placidam sub libertate quietem.
-Breezy Palomino
2 comments:
Hey Very Hungry:
As if we needed another way to communicate our inside jokes.
Srsly.
i think we've pretty much got it covered.
Ense petit placidam sub libertate quietem.
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