All of the ones not about fucking are mostly about people getting hurt and looking like dicks. Here is a guide to not getting your video on the internet.
-Don't be fat
-No dancing
-Don't sing
-Avoid appearing heartfelt
-If you do get hurt, don't do funny noises or roll around
-Stay off of tables, fatty
-No weddings
-If you have a vindictive lover, destroy all media immediately
-If you are five weeks old, don't be an ocelot.
If I see any of you dicks on the internet looking like dicks, I'm gonna take a video of it, and put it on the internet.
-Breezy 'n' Philistine
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