Lest you begin to think you've been reading Concern: The Magazine about Anxiety or its free bi-weekly partner publication Fret here on this site, I have some more traditional Discerning Philistine content for you today.
The Discerning Philistine hates antique shops. They're crammed with all manner of lacy glassware and you can't touch anything. You know that. Plus he hates sloth, and laziness. A lack of professionalism really gets under his Carhartts, and he's no fan of the Yankees.
When he makes a "To Do" list, he writes "Can Do" at the top, because he likes that better. And the man loves ham. Lord, does he love ham, and pork is his favorite vegetable.
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