Sunday, March 9, 2008

The first Scoff intro post, EVER!

First of all, Welcome to Scoff: for the Discerning Philistine. Here are a couple of ground rules: you will never see the word "blog" printed in this online internet web journal. We find the whole phenomenon repugnant. This internet web based journal is simply meant as an outlet for thoughts and feelings held by the Discerning Philistine. Scoff is more like a magazine than some kind of internet based web journal but we don't have the necessary capital for investment in publishing nor do we have the time needed to dedicate to publishing such a magazine.

A few words on who the Discerning Philistine is: the Discerning Philistine might drive a 1978 Chevy Impala station wagon that, perhaps, he bought for $300. The Discerning Philistine could have a BFA from a very prestigious liberal arts university yet disdain art, poetry, jazz music, and network news.

The Discerning Philistine might be well read. He should be respected by his peers and rarely crossed. He works with his hands, perhaps creating cabinets with the finest of African hardwoods, but finds architects pretentious. He favors the parcel post and sees the value of the "forever" stamp. He should be an outdoors man, such as a hunter, but only pursuing fowl and paying close attention to lunar and tide charts. The Discerning Philistine is not a regular drug user, but knows a guy who can get you pain killers nobody's ever heard of. He would certainly know how to appreciate a five-course lunch.

The Discerning Philistine will call bullshit when he sees it and has no time for the pretenses of high culture at large.

3 comments:

Wistar said...

Somebody totally spell-checked that post for you.

Hehe my verification word is "phozy."

The Discerning Philistine said...

Clearly this internet record-based web environment has been spell-checked. It's a discerning magazine.

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