Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Failings


Spitzer Resigns, Citing Personal Failings
Governor Eliot Spitzer, who rose to power as a fierce enforcer of ethics in public life, was undone by revelations of his own involvement with prostitutes.

The Discerning Philistine does not shy away from telling you how to live your life (just like somebody I know... I'm looking at you, former Governor Spitzer). However, if sleeping with a prostitute is a personal failing, then I must take responsibility for my failings as well.

Although I did not smash with high class hooker Ashley Alexandra Dupré, I may j-off to her MySpace profile later: clearly a failing and I will take full responsibility for it.

And if having a little bit of a beer belly is a failing, I take responsibility for that as well. Did I need that last beer? No. But did I want it? Yes I did, badly, and I for that I accept responsibility.

If having a little credit card debt is a personal failing, then I take responsibility for all $13,000 dollars of it. The remaining $5,000 are by no means my fault and I cannot explain those charges at this time.

And, finally, if peeing the bed while high on muscle relaxers and hammered drunk is a failing, then it is a forgivable one. But I suppose I must take full responsibility for it as well.

2 comments:

Unknown said...

no dear sir,for the last offense i claim full responsibilities,and for that offense i owe you my deepest sympathies...

Mr.Devlin said...

PEOPLE WILL HATE , PEOPLE WILL TALK , BUT AS LONG AS YOU STAY STRONG AND STAY FOCUSED ON YOUR MUSIC THAT WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO BREAK YOU....STAY UP HOMIE BECAUSE THE RIDE HAS JUST STARTED FOR YOU ......GOOD LUCK , AND I HOPE TO WORK WITH YOU