Spring breezes tickle, and Lil' Breezy posts.
In the parcel post, this editor received a communique from Yeaux Michel, our "probably - not actually - French correspondent and a connoisseur of the finer upholstered furnishings of the world." Who is the man behind the press release? Quit being nosy and look at his findings:
Surely you've seen the widely-electronically-mailed story about the soda machine outfits? Or do you waste all your days in the damn sunshine like a god-damn child?
Well that's a fine disguise if you hang out in the soda machine district, as some of you do. But for those of us who hang out in even stickier, sweeter sections of downtown comes this.
It has "scuffmarks and stains around the bottom" - settle in, kids.
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